Ok; whatever you are drinking, swallow first.

This is for Wildrun:  

Another Victim of the Media Drive-By

G'mornin'.

After reading this last night, I pull up my 'puter and see my news for this morning, and I realise that this article about the election does not even begin to cover what my mother (and her friends) will tell you is 'the *real* story'.  I haven't had the time to list off her kooky ideas (and actually try to not talk with her about them, because she's nuts), but...they're there.  For example, without getting into names, one of them killed a gay guy, and the other one had a 5.5 year-long secret meeting with Pol Pot (or whomever) to work out World Domination.  

I guess plans like that take a long time.  

I think we can thank a combination of cable news channels, radio talk shows, and old ladies misinterpreting most everything they hear, and then further misremembering what it was they had misinterpreted.  

My mother, the conspiracy theorist.  Sigh.  

Shaddap.

I seem to have upset a few people with my last post.  Hey, I live to annoy; I only rarely get the opportunity away from here.  I would like to mention though -- I at no time mentioned SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS as being the differentiator between me and thee, as it were.  

No, no...actually what I said was that I (and my sister, as well as my family, most all my friends, and so forth) are better than the type of person who is a selfish, self-serving, lazy, irresponsible alcoholic with a documented, undebateable history of drunken driving.  I stand by that statement; we may all start off 'equal' from birth, but our actions from that point certainly do sharply differentiate us all...it's this little thing called PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY.  Guess what?  That rewards the people who behave and make good with themselves.  *My* system works better than others where everyone stays 'equal' regardless of their actions and personal choices.  

Allow me to further entertain with a brief list of other 'types' who have less value than myself:  

1) Child abusers/molesters

2) People who hurt or neglect animals

3) People who hurt/neglect/take advantage of the elderly

4) Spree killers

5) Serial killers

6) Gang-bangers

7) People who destroy things just to destroy them

8) Pathological liars

9) Thieves

10) Most criminals

11) Many politicians

12) ANYONE who allows their selfish fun to injure others (e.g., DUIs, peer pressure, etc...)

13) People who commit hate crimes (yeah, that's as opposed to the 'ilu crimes', smartass)

14) Spouse/partner abusers

15) Rapists

16) People who could do something to help in this world and choose not to because it is inconvenient

I could go on, but I am getting bored.  I may re-post my original post; I could also post my post where I got all medieval on some hineys, and I may still, but the one thing that I will not do is allow the misconception to continue that I said something that was 'snotty'.  This has nothing to do with 'snot', nothing to do with SES, and everything to do with MORALITY.  We're aiming for stages five or six here; feel free to work on that.  

And stop kvetching.  If you really think that I suck, consider this dismaying observation: this blog has no windows, and no doors. Which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out! Of course, there's always my way:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

popular (and stupid) searches

I need to quit checking my hits; some of them make my brain hurt. You People are scaring me.

Huh???

Metal Turkey Pumpkin Poker

Maybe it would be better if you did not go around screaming, 'HEY! LOOK AT ME!'

People stare at me all the time

I miss her too!

Puff A Lump

I gave my suggestion already.

Why do people sometimes stare at me

Ok…why is Puff A Lump popular all of a sudden?

Puff A Lump cat

Three words: Not. Nearly. Enough.

Petsmart "wage per hour"

Do what?!?

Speuter wikipedia

Oh, just shoot me. Please. If *that* is what I am doing wrong, forget it.

She smoked crack cocaine took a hit high orgasm

Again, if that is what I am doing wrong, forget it.

Cool people hang out freezing bananas

I am missing out on targeting a market. Clearly.

Goth Cookbooks

Let no one mislead you: there *is* such a thing as over-analysing. Rilly.

The night they drove old Dixie down analysis

What…the…fuck?!?

Kingdom phylum peoples farts please me

Ok; I could be callous and say 'it either lives or it doesn't', but I won't. Instead, I will say 'for the love of Mike, get off Google and phone your vet!!!'. Sheesh.

What happens if you give the wrong dosage of Clavamox to a kitten

Get a life. Please. *please*. For your own health and welfare, if not ours.

Talk to horny robots

You have big tits, maybe?

Boys stare at me

I am in class…more later.

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I Don't Think That Word Means What You Think It Means Dep't:

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