Thursday, April 24, 2008

Customer Suggestion

Dear Pest Control Company,

Why don't you tell your idiot, clearly-male webmaster to quit f-ing
around posting the kind of pictures you have on your website and
putting up all that crap about what phylum and genus bugs are, and
instead be USEFUL and post pictures of spiders that have been SQUASHED
or BUG-SPRAYED TO DEATH, so that I can decide if I need to phone you
in the morning or not. I don't care what it ate when it was alive. I
don't care how many babies it has at one time (ICK!!!). And I
**REALLY** don't care how many eyes it used to have before I smashed
it into Oblivion. No one cares but you; everyone dutifully taking
their meds just wants the damned things out of their house. Post
pictures we can USE.

Thank you.

No comments: