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Sometimes I damn near snort out my sinuses from all this humour.
Squooshable barfed today. I mean he really spewed, big-time. He threw up the piece of rubber chew toy, something that sure looks like bristles from the hairbrush in my bedroom, a big wad of carpet fibre and what looks to be dryer lint, pieces of foam rubber from the back of his mouse scratching post I have hanging from a doorknob, two large pieces of wallpaper each about the size of a fifty cent piece (and a few smaller pieces), and other stuff I may have forgotten. He seems just fine now, and he seemed just fine before, too. I don’t think this is a life or death thing, but it causes me to wonder about two points:
- How in the hell has he been digesting around all of that crap? It has been a few days that this stuff has been in the ol’ Squooshtum.
- How in the hell can I get him to quit doing this? He is going to poison himself, or something.
I need help. Any thoughts, sing out.
Ok. Back to work.