Ow. I have cramps. Owwwwww. It's that time of the month when my uterus
starts doing somersaults and cartwheels so enthusiastically that I
wouldn't be surprised if it burst out of my body and started dancing
across the floor, singing 'Hello, My Baby' like Michigan J. Frog. Or
was that Spaceballs? Gah. Anyway, I'm in pain. A lot. Right now I'm
lying on the sofa debating getting up. 'No' is winning. Bleurgh.
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