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I am working from home, trying to throw a project together at the last second (one week 'til death, kids), and I see this commercial for the Slap Chop. The host reminds me of a squirrel on meth, and his 'you're going to love my nuts' line even made Squooshable's mouth fall open. Holy freaking shit:

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(spoken like Velveeta from Idiocracy) I just found this remix, and it's even more better!