Mommy's recipe source!

I damn near died laughing after reading this; my mother is the worst cook on Earth, bless her little chocolate-covered macaroni and cheese with green beans and raisins heart:

 

Liver Mousse in Port Aspic

From Time to Entertain (1954)

Recipe highlight: "Skin the liverwurst and beat it with the butter...fold in the whipped cream." Do not pass Go. It is not "Time to Entertain." It's time to sit very solemnly and contemplate what's gone so wrong in your life that you've decided that feeding your loved ones liver and jelly in whipped cream is an okay thing to do.