Wednesday, September 03, 2008

talking to americans

so yesterday, one undergrad starts telling me all her dating woes,
including the creep she just 'broke up' with ... after he basically
date-raped her on their first date, then she kept seeing him and
decided she loved him even though he told her about how he was almost
arrested right after they met for statutorially-raping a 15-yo. so my
girl and this guy date for five months before she finally dumps him,
and what she's most upset about now is that within those five months,
this jackass talked her into spending (on him, of course, for crap)
almost 9k of the 18k her parents had sent her off to our university
with to be used as her pocket/emergency money. and she still is upset
because she thought she was in love with him, and even had their kids'
names picked out. then she explained that she probably should be
happy, cos this does, after all, give her the opportunity to try
dating women, because she totally wants to be a mom with a husband and
totally faithful to him (her words), but she is also really, really
attracted to women. especially older women (who, seeing as how she's
17-19-ish, is just about everyone) who 'stimulate her intellectually'
(who, seeing as how she has jell-o for brains, is probably just about
everyone, as well)

just freaking shoot me.

we started talking when she approached me about voting for her
candidate in the election. i really trust her judgement, so i told her
we'll see...

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