Friday, November 16, 2007

Surely we cannot be related...

Explain to me why Fluffernut McWhinymuffin is preoccupied with my life
and my relationship to Meg (and my brother) to the point that she is
wandering around asking cohorts to confirm her pet theory that Meg and
I are not actually related, or are half-sisters, that Meg & Dork are
obviously full-sibs, but I 'don't fit', so I am a half, step, adopted,
or something. Clearly. And she is telling it as if I told her, asking
to 'confirm' it.

WTF? Yes we are, first off, not that it is any of her business. I
suppose her presumption here is that Meg is really brilliant,
accomplished, respected, etc. (Meg does a lot more than just play
poker, I just do not really go into that here), and I am clearly so
different, but...what business is it of hers? The pettiness of people
floors me sometimes, and I never see it coming. Bwaah! Could everyone
just stop being batshit? Please? This is why I hate people. Go ahead
and do your worst, Fluffer; you are an amateur. I've survived worse
rumours. How the fuck old are we all again????

2 comments:

Middle Ditch said...

You know what Ancodia? People call me the hermit because I love to be by my self with my cats and my writing. You have not visited me and listened to my radio serial. Shame on you!

ancodia said...

I will! What is funny is that over the past week or so, each time I have attempted to listen, *something* interrupts; it is actually becoming funny at this point. For example, on Thursday I wrestled a free hour before class -- which I am rarely able to do -- went to my classroom 'cos I know it is empty then, and was happily reading email, news, and so forth. I start up Episode 1, and This Guy walks in (fifty minutes early!)and wants to talk. Sigh.

Never fear, though; I will. :-)