Picking myself up and dusting myself off...

Okay, I look at it this way; I can either sit around and mope about not being picked to be Batwoman, or I can just go ahead and be Batwoman.  So I am going to go ahead and be Batwoman.  And Sporkgirl, if I want.  

I can so too have three identities.  

Meg took off for the weekend (again) today; this time she has gone to Tunica.  I like Tunica; I’m jealous.  I phoned in sick to Eviljob to take her to the airport and kick around and do some things for myself.  Well, I haven’t played sick in months, plus I had nothing to do there today, anyway.  I did go feed Mehitabel, but I made sure to look all sickly and stuff, in case anyone was looking.  :-)  

::kaff, kaff::

Butsoanyway.  

I stuck below something that *really* made me laugh; it’s probably old, but…it’s *funny*!

Time to think about sleep.  Maybe.  I’ll get around to that other post eventually.  Later.  But I did go to see my father.  See how neurotic I am?  See?  

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CITY OF NEW YORK - REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

NAME______________________________
GANG NAME________________________

1.      Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

2.      Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?

3.      Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

4.      Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

5.     Raoul got 6 years for murder, He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

**Extra credit question: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money?

6.      If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint?

7.      Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

8.      Dwayne is a lookout for the gang. Dwayne has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Dwayne makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa with one week’s salary?

9.      Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his Magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

  REMEMBER: SAY NO TO DRUGS, GOOD LUCK, AND NO TALKING


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