Monday, June 23, 2008

Dear Humanity,

When you use the words 'Tex', 'Texas', 'Texan', and permutations
thereof as in the following sentence:

I'll Tex you after he Texas me so that we aren't running around, Texan
everyone about this issue.

You sound damned silly.

Furthermore, when you then add in home-made variations such as
'Texases' (e.g., 'none of your Texases made any sense'), you make me
want to cry. Especially when you further slur, and it actually sounds
as if you are saying 'Tessases'. I feel as if I've been dropped in the
middle of a Phil Hendrie skit.

Please stop doing this. Thank you.

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