Sunday, January 21, 2007

Welcome back, Catter!

Ancodia: Hi, Catty! How are you?
Cat: How you respond reveals a great deal of where you are in the moment.

Ancodia: Very true! In this current moment, I would be in Bohegan. How 'bout you?
Cat: It would be cheaper for the US government to just continue to pay those workers their current wage than it would be to run protectionist schemes to allow them to keep their jobs.

Ancodia: If they just pay them their current wage, isn't that tantamount to allowing them to keep their current jobs? Huh?
Cat: Texas' current senators are John...

Ancodia: My memory fails, also. But fine, unforgettable men, all of them!
Cat: With the same wicked humor, buoyant charm, and optimism that have made her Shopaholic novels beloved international bestsellers, Sophie Kinsella delivers a hilarious new novel and an unforgettable new character.

Ancodia: ...and her name is Ancodia, hmmm?
Cat: Her Name is Cat was supposed to be the movie that launched her career.

Ancodia: Shameless plug there, Catty.
Cat: Needless to say, there aren't too many Best Buy stores along the Afghan/Pakistani frontier, so it's not like I can just run right out and buy a new camcorder battery.

Ancodia: Complain at Best Buy's website. How's the Affy/Paki border doing as far as Ikea stores?
Cat: Visit their website at: www. fortune500killers. org.

Ancodia: Ok.
Cat: Or how about more recently, in 1999 and 2000, when riot police beat up, arrested, tear-gassed, and shot with rubber bullets peaceful protestors at the Seattle WTO demonstration or those at the Democratic National Convention and Republican National Convention in 2000?

Ancodia: ...Ikea was having a sale?
Cat: Having the IRC channels being listed on web pages would allow each channel to have it's own well routing small net.

Ancodia: Then on to Step Four: WORLD DOMINATION!!
Cat: I've read better Nazi world domination novels.

Ancodia: Well, maybe--but I doubt they included the Internet.
Cat: With the internet and everyone is gonna have this kind of communication center in the house.

Ancodia: But do we *want* them to? I mean, the world is full of freaks, Cat.
Cat: But having the half-naked man himself inscribed on the wall wasnt enough for Rare, and setting 300 ant heads as the price, players were able to shoot the living crap out of Mr Pants in a specially designed world where Pants became the hunted.

Ancodia: Damn it! 300 ant heads? What were they *thinking*? I paid less than that at the last Ikea sale!
Cat: Sometimes circumstances lead even the best of us to have a less than desirable credit rating.

Ancodia: True, and I guess if your credit is bad, you're stuck paying 300 ant heads. Is that what you mean?
Cat: Your site is linked via a third party tracking program so there's be no need to worry about not getting what you pay for.

Ancodia: I'm still not paying you in ant heads.
Cat: What priority do you place on your selection above?

Ancodia: well, Priority One is not touching anything icky.
Cat: If you find anything personally offensive, tell him why it is and he will remove it forthwith.

Ancodia: Ummm...ok. I find it offensive that in this day and age people are still resorting to trafficking in insect parts just because of bad credit.
Cat: We were trying for that very hard, but part of the credit is due to Ernie Jacobson whose talents as a producer were considerable, and still are.

Ancodia: How many ant heads does he charge?
Cat: I take this to mean that our friends in some way reflect the kind of person we are, so it is a good tip to take a look at the people we call our friends and to see if that is the kind of image of ourselves we want the world to see.

Ancodia: I marvel at how you read between the lines of what I wrote to wrest the Deeper Meaning, Cat. That's profound.
Cat: Manage alerts | What is this?

Ancodia: ummm...managing alerts, mebbe?
Cat: In addition to me, the editorial board members are Tribune publisher Jim Elsberry, opinion page editor Nancy Nemec, managing editor Randy Bangert, assistant managing editor Kelly Tracer, city editor Kim Spencer, copy desk chief Kristen Wright, sports editor Nate Haas, Windsor editor Julie Piotraschke, business editor Tom Hacker and circulation director Michelle Frounfelker.

Ancodia: You being on an editorial board frightens the fuck out of me, Cat. On second thought though, I've read In Style, and find the idea not all that surprising.
Cat: So, Dual Board SAG/Aftra Members Get Two Votes and 44,000 Dual SAG/Aftra General Members Get One?!

Ancodia: And all the ant heads they can carry!
Cat: Based upon the Northeast blackout and the west coast wild fires, can you afford to be without it?

Ancodia: I don't think so.
Cat: Although I didn't notice anything about it in the DVD ReBuilder rebuilder. txt file, his suggestion made me look harder and I found that this guide on the Doom9 forum http://forum. doom9. org/showthread. php? s=&threadid=74308 states very clearly that DVD ReBuilder doesn't work with MPEG2DEC3 versions later than 1.01.

Ancodia: Those scamming bastards!
Cat: View Full Version: Ever Get One of those Weird Occurances in Life?

Ancodia: Constantly, Cat.
Cat: As well as printing the latest news in each issue, NB also provides its subscribers with access to a constantly updated website with summaries of all previous findings, plus updates and subscriber feedback.

Ancodia: Considering that they have a subscribership of one, that's not hard to pull off.
Cat: It is a natural step from associating womanhood with sexual violence to considering a woman as a sexual object.

Ancodia: Especially with the tie-in between violence and objects--I mean how many times have you threatened to beat someone to death with a baseball bat? See?
Cat: Others challenge you especially if they feel threatened or jealous.

Ancodia: ...but not when I have a baseball bat in my hand, hence my point...
Cat: O that in the back, Officer???

Ancodia: What I'm sayin'!
Cat: How do I know if I have the plan that's right for me?

Ancodia: If you're rolling in ant heads, Cat.
Cat: How do you as a Christian determine just what commands are principles that Christians must obey and which ones are Laws that Christians don't have to obey?

Ancodia: I don't as a Christian--I do it as an Agnostic. And as an agnostic, I say 'who knows'?
Cat: And I personally think that the Atheist/Agnostic part of the Philosophy board is redundant.

Ancodia: You are getting tripped up by both of them starting with the letter A, aren't you?
Cat: And people will forever question who you are.

Ancodia: ...if you allow spelling to confuse you...
Cat: Spelling and grammar corrections are niggling and petty, but also useful.

Ancodia: And funny, if when you correct them you spell 'grammar' as 'grammer'.
Cat: If you have them, you may be having an allergic reaction to AGGRASTAT.

Ancodia: Or ant heads.
Cat: I'm not suggesting you go overboard but if your emails sound, act and look like everybody else's emails, what's the value in doing business with you rather than them?

Ancodia: ummm...I'm cuter?
Cat: Mikey STILL cuter!

Ancodia: The hell he is!
Cat: Excuse me but....: lol WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!??!?!

Ancodia: Me defending myself against your suggestion that Mikey the neener-head is cuter than I am!
Cat: Looking back on the experiences of violence and anti-social behavior as I reacted against all males in both a job related manner and in social encounters.

Ancodia: Put your clothes back on, Cat.
Cat: Do you know who the leader of your country is?

Ancodia: Clueless. Do you know?
Cat: Used parenthetically in conversation, as to fill pauses or educe the listener's agreement or sympathy: Please try to be, you know, a little quieter.

Ancodia: ::whispering:: okay. do you know?
Cat: If any man will do his will, he shall know of the doctrine, whether it be of God, or whether I speak of myself.

Ancodia: Or ant heads.
Cat: Do you want to communicate the same message as your competitors?

Ancodia: Yes! No! Maybe! ummm...SPLUNGE!!
Cat: Maybe you don't know anyone going through this thing.

Ancodia: Splunge again?
Cat: Again, use your up/down scroll key to navigate to the desired drink and hit OK/select button.

Ancodia: ::quaff quaff: Awesomeness!
Cat: We also want to add some fur to his head so using your push tool again same settings as before using the same method.

Ancodia: But I don't want to drink something with a furry head!
Cat: Now, we drink Pepsi, and we make drinking water, one of the most basic human processes, seem special by putting it in a nice bottle and charging a price that implies something unusual was done to it.

Ancodia: But that doesn't lead into the furry-headed drink thing, Cat.
Cat: Are you looking for music that's appropriate for worshipping the Lord?

Ancodia: oddly, no.
Cat: But, S-Video!?

Ancodia: I can worship the Lord with S-Video? Cool!
Cat: Customers with Automatic Updates enabled will receive the latest security updates for Windows XP, along with updated installation software that will optimize the download experience of Service Pack 2 and all future updates to Windows XP.

Ancodia: What does that have to do with worshipping the Lord, though?
Cat: In contemporary wildlife studies, we learn that the raven prefers to live in the wild, in the untrammeled places called wilderness where human populations are transitory and temporary; the crow on the other hand, often seeks out the rural and urban habitat in close occupancy with humans.

Ancodia: Oh. It's all clear to me now.
Cat: Make sure that, whatever you include, it's clear, concise and relevant and that it sells YOU to your potential employer.

Ancodia: Splunge.
Cat: What should it look like?

Ancodia: ummm...hair on top?
Cat: Now that's a kiss..

Ancodia: Ok, a 'kiss' of hair.
Cat: Why is it any of your damn business WHY I'm a heartless bitch?

Ancodia: Cat, you're wigging out; it's time for me to go.
Cat: Come on everybody, it's time for the Greatest Show on Earth!

Ancodia: w00t
Cat: Then if i decided to i could sell my hou se in the UK and get some propertys in Cairo to rent out?

Ancodia: Get some on the Affy/Paki border, right next to the Ikea!
Cat: E allora il problema e' proprio il sistema di creazione del denaro per mezzo del debito che genera i problemi finanziari delle imprese e che sta dimostrando tutti i suoi limiti in questablished ultimi anni.

Ancodia: damn straight!
Cat: Damn straight, kid.

Ancodia: Aight.
Cat: Right, Dick?

Ancodia: I *said* aight!
Cat: My bus came, and I said good-bye, and I knew that this was the last time we would sit together.

Ancodia: ::sniffle:: Bye, Cat. for now. Thanks for the business lessons--I know you meant well.
Cat: Now admit it Dea, who came in second for the award?

Ancodia: First loser, Cat. And don't call me Dea. Now g'night.
Cat: Laure M- you'll always be a good friend and you can call me anytime.

Ancodia: ::kiss:
Cat: I just don't care if a man get disappointed when there's no sex on the first date, why should I?

Ancodia: dunno, Cat. Laterz.
Cat: What do you get when you cross a cat, a dog, and an A+?

Ancodia: Ok--last one. What?
Cat: Secondly, have an idea of what you would like your web site to look like, what you want to share w/ the world, what all info/photos/etc that you want on there, and so forth.

Ancodia: Forget it. Bye, Cat.
Cat: Lets not forget all of these other great FPS/ TPS that will be on live either this year or early next year.

1 comment:

Blog Boy said...

Nice episode of conversation...
How u get this things in ur brain....???
really nice one...!!!