Lucky No. 13

I forgot:

13) Mom's really pissed off at me 'cos I didn't walk at graduation.

Like I care. That stupid degree was too much agony, and has cost me Puff-Puff; I don't feel like celebrating it. But at least I now know what she's been so damn testy about. As if I were someone of whom she's proud, or something. Feh. She was just looking forward to the celebratory nosh afterwards.

I know you, lady.

No, I didn't say that.