Observation.

One of the most readily observable differences between genders
(divided across male and female, because i am all about brass tacks)
is that, when bored-lonely-depressed, men call phone sex lines; women
phone ShopNBC.

We're smarter; ShopNBC does not charge per minute, and they don't try
to sell us used panties.

Butsoanyway.

I have about twenty-four hours to essentially sort some stupid videos
by event, so i am going to get on that...after trivia. I am turning
into such a slacker.