That’s a big buckin’ chicken…

I have totally stolen the below from Wikipedia, but this came up in a trivia-related conversation tonight: Burger King has, by far, some of the worst slogans in the history of advertising. Did they actually pay for these??? ‘Yeah, I just ate that’ has to be my personal favourite, though it’s close…

• Are you hungry for Burger King now?
• Burger King: Where kids are king
• Have it your way (this has been one of the longest running slogans of any company in the United States; Burger King has been using it since 1973)
• When you have it your way, it just tastes better
• If you ask us, it just tastes better
• Your Way Right Away
• We're America's Burger King
• Home of the Whopper (some Burger King locations built in the 1960s and 1970s still have this slogan beneath the Burger King sign on the rooftop)
• The Fire's Ready
• Fuel Your Fire
• Get Your Burgers' Worth
• @ BK You Got It!
• We do it like you'd do it!
• We know how burgers should be
• The BEST Food for FAST Times
• It takes Two Hands to handle a Whopper
• (In an ad featuring Mr. T) Mo Beef, Betta Taste
• Magic makes it Special when you're with Burger King
• BK Tee Vee: I love this place!
• Aren't You Hungry?
• Got the Urge? Come to Burger King
• Burger King, where you're the boss!
• BK4U
• In the land of burgers, Whopper is king
• Got the Urge?
• Wake Up With the King
• (Burger King Kids Club) Great food, cool stuff, kids only
• Taste Rules
• Stack it high, tough guy (promoting BK Stackers)
• Feel the Fire
• Eat like a king. Not a clown. (In reference to Ronald McDonald of McDonalds.)
• Bigger, Better, Burger King!.
• Yeah, I just ate that
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