America's Most Trusted Squooshable.

I'm playing with the Slogan Generator Ms Grammarian found some time ago. Here's another good slogan:

Feel The Squooshable.

And another:

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Squooshable.

And he is, indeed,

The Squooshable of a New Generation.

And lastly, it'd be cute, but murder:

An Army of Squooshable.


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